That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard
All the weapons are penis metaphors
Like Thor’s hammer
And Loki’s scepter
Asgardians are always dressed for role play
They use suggestive language
There is poledancing
Then the obsession with kneeling….
And the punishment for trying to take over the world is this
So let’s just all admit it.
ASGARD IS FULL OF PERVERTS.
But that’s okay. We all like it that way.
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