Hold on a second, I have this magic necklace and it’s trying to communicate with me.
*holds necklace up to ear* Hmm… Interesting…
Yeah, the necklace says ur a lil bitch
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books
"No relationship is perfect so just find the right one to go through hell and heaven with."
— Mark Patterson (via kushandwizdom)